The Day After

One of the youth proudly shared with me that she gave her father a coffee in bed yesterday morning. It took him two slips to realize she had used salt instead of sugar. Sadly I missed prime "foolish" targets, didn’t realize what yesterday was till it was half spent. If I had of I would have planned something. The truth is it might have taken awhile, pranks have never been my cup of tea. It came to me tonight that I should have called my family and told them I had eloped, now I have to wait till next year and since they read this they will be prepared…unless I really do elope next year on April 1st. Anyone have a shinning April Fool’s moment?