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My Aunt saw this sign in front of a church this weekend and past it on to me. I laughed:

Last night I heard a noise. I was talking on the phone so I jumped up to check it out. I was sure that I had finally caught Howard. Turned on the light, looked down expecting to see the mouse on the floor. Oh, No, he wasn't on the floor. He was on my clean counter running behind the microwave. I admit that in the surprise of seeing a mouse on my kitchen counter I let out a scream. So Howard still lives. After talking it over with a few different people I think we're going to move to plan B.