There’s a Girl for Every Boy

So says nine year old Alex Greven, author of How to Talk to Girls, which he wrote when he was eight.

Theres are a few of his other tips:

• Life is hard -- move on
• Comb your hair and don't wear sweats
• Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)
• When you want to get a girl's attention you don't want to be flapping your arms like a crazy madman

He has also written How to Talk to Dads and How to Talk to Moms.